funny-birthday-wishesWe celebrate birthday every year. While this event is special for many of us, some may feel depressed having one more year added to their age, thinking that they are getting older each year. So why not assure them that getting older is not a big deal? That another year in the age is not that depressing. Add humor to the celebration and put smile on their faces as they celebrate their nth birthday. You can do it by wishing them with funny birthday wishes and messages.

If you are one of those people who lack sense of humor, sending out funny birthday messages wishes could really be difficult. If you’re not careful, instead of giving them some laughs, you might end up offending them. But don’t worry as here we provide some of the good and funny birthday wishes quotes that you can use to you greetings or write in a birthday card. We have funny birthday wishes for friends, for your sis and bro, for men, for friends, etc.

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Funny Happy Birthday Wishes and Funny Birthday Card Messages


Forget about the past, you can’t change it.
Forget about the future, you can’t predict it.
Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one.

Happy Birthday!
Blow your birthday candles before it burns your house.
May your wishes come true though

This isn’t a birthday cake.
It’s a bonfire actually.
Blow and make a wish!
Happy birthday!

Another birthday means another chance to live and straighten it up.
Grow up while you still can!
Enjoy the road to maturity

My wish for your birthday is that all your wishes come true.
Hope that makes sense still.
Happy birthday!

You are such a bonsai
The older it gets, it stays the same tangibly.
Keep up the shape!
Happy birthday!

Funny Birthday Wishes for Men


Be thankful for another year
It just reminded me that weeds don’t easily die.
Have a blast on your birthday!

Real men are proud of their age.
Best wishes on your birthday!

Big boys don’t need toys.
But big boys should eat and blow their cakes.
May you have the best birthday ever!

Older but happier!
Older and wiser!
Older but feeling younger?
That’s not in the list though.
Cheers on your birthday!

I lift a toast for your being older than last year.
It’s still an achievement though!
All the best this year for you!
Happy birthday!

Funny Birthday Wishes for Friends

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It’s the first day of your 31st year since you become an earthling.
Enjoy your stay!

Happy Burpday!
Ooops…I mean happy birthday!
Thanks for the treat!

Happy birthday!
We’re here to celebrate your day.
We have invited ourselves to this party.
So you have no choice but to enjoy this with us.

They say that the older the wine, the better it gets.
Cheers on your birthday!

I have one word to describe you -“Vintage”
Happy birthday!

Funny Birthday Wishes for Brother and Funny Birthday Messages for Sister

You’re getting old- that’s a fact.
But so am I.
Birds of the same feather are the same birds indeed.
Happy birthday!

The older you get, the wiser you are.
This does not hold true for you though.
True friends tell the truth.
Enjoy your birthday!

You are not as old you look.
But you are also not as young as you think you are.
Happy birthday!

Funny Belated Birthday Wishes

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I really forgot your birthday.
Thank God Facebook was there to remind me.
Happy Birthday anyway!

Belated Happy Birthday!
Sorry, I forgot your day.
I was getting older too like you
So I’ll just excuse myself.

Forget about the past.
You’re a year older anyway and for the next years to come.
Happy birthday.

Advance Happy Birthday!
I am ahead of greeting you by 364 days.
Enjoy your day 🙂

Funny Birthday Wishes for Husband


Don’t complain about your increasing age.
Truth hurts but it will set you free.
So break free dear.
Happy birthday!

Each year, blowing your birthday cake is getting more exciting.
This year, another one is added.
You need extra air to blow it off.
Have fun while doing so!
Happy Birthday!

Funny 21st Birthday Wishes

Yesterday, you’re such nice boy with a young heart.
Today, you’re 21! Whoa!
You’re gonna have a bigger and louder fart!
Happy fart errr birthday!

At least, you’re 21!
Welcome to adulthood,
In other words, you’re old guy!

You’re now legalized.
Happy 21st Birthday.
My Treat, Bottoms up.
Enjoy a bucket of ICED TEA!

Funny 40th Birthday Wishes

Don’t worry, I won’t tell them your age.
I’ll just tell them what year you were born in case they’d ask.
Have a blast! Happy birthday!

It’s another year of commemorating your birth.
In other words, you’re an old person.
Enjoy your birthday!

A true friend remembers your birthday,
but not your age.
I am being your true friend.
So I won’t ask for your age, I’ll just say:
Happy Birthday!

Funny 50th Birthday Wishes

Antiques are always of high value.
Just like you…
Your smiles are priceless compared to diamonds…
Happy birthday!

You’re now fifty! Welcome to the club!
I mean we welcome our new club president.
That’s you!
Happy birthday!

The older you get, the brighter your cake becomes.
See? It’s all filled with burning candles.
Have fun blowing!

You’ve had many many birthdays,
Too many for me to mention,
But there are still one or two more
Before you start to draw your pension.

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