I’m a bee.
Can you be my honey?If I could rearrange the alphabet,
I’d put U and I together.Excuse me, if I go straight this way,
Will I be able to reach your heart?
Those are just some of the heart-tingling and mind-boggling pick up lines you can find swarming over the net these days. Most teenagers are crazy over those lines and use them as one of the silly ways to win the heart of their someone special. They also use these sweet pick up lines to start a conversation with the person they like.
There are so many kinds of pick up lines being used today. There are sweet, corny, cheesy, funny, flirty and dirty. These lines are circulating especially among teenage crowd. With its popularity, I’ve decided to create my own list of sweetest and probably the cheesiest pick up lines ever. Depending on what you need, I’ve categorized these lines into different topics, as mentioned earlier. Let’s start with sweet pick up lines…
Top 10 Sweet Pick Up Lines
Flatter your girl or make a move to your crush with these sweet lines. Make a way through her heart by uttering these cheesy pick up lines that will truly make her heart flutter.
Do you have a Bandaid?
Coz I just scraped my knee falling for you.Do you have a map?
Coz Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.Can you give me directions to your heart?
I’ve seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.It’s not my fault I fell in love.
You are the one that tripped me.Baby, you must be a broom,
Cause you just swept me off my feet.I’ll put a tear drop in the ocean.
When you find it is when I’ll stop loving you.Let’s commit the perfect crime:
I’ll steal your heart, and you’ll steal mine.I hope you know CPR,
Because you take my breath away!A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 fake, 1 real and he says to her
” I will stop loving you when all the roses die”I think I can die happy now,
Coz I’ve just seen a piece of heaven.
Source: http://www.jokes4us.com/
Top 10 Tagalog Pick Up Lines
Pick up lines fever isn’t just in English version. In the Philippines, the use of Pick up lines is also widespread. Filipino teenagers use this as their way to make a move to the one they like. Here are some tagalong pick up lines:
Itutuwid ko ang landas mo
Para sa akin ka didiresto.Password ka ba?
Kasi hinding hindi kita pwedeng kalimutan.CENTRUM ka ba??
kasi you make my life complete!!Philippines ka ba?
Kasi it’s more fun pag kasama kita!Gusto ko maging BASURERO
Para ako ang pupulot sa’yo, pag binasura ka ng taong mahal moDiabetic ka ba?
Kasi i’m planning to be the sweetest person for you!I think SMART ka!
Bakit?
Kasi You have “the power to lead” my heart..Calculator ka ba?
Kasi, sa ‘yo pa lang, solved na ko.Para kang table of contents ng isang libro.
Kasi ikaw ang paksa ng bawat pahina ng buhay ko.Kung magiging subject ka… Gusto ko ikaw ang pinakamahirap…
Para sa ‘yo lang ako babagsak!
Top 10 Corny Pick up Lines
While there are sweet lines, you shouldn’t overdo it. Else, you’ll end up being corny and silly. That’s what you want to avoid right? But if you want to deliberately make the corny part overload, here’s your treat. A list of corny pick up lines for you.
Apart from being sexy,
What do you do for a living?Are you a parking ticket?
(What?) You’ve got fine written all over you.Damn, if being sexy was a crime,
You’d be guilty as charged!Baby did you fart,
’cause you blow me away!Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Baby, you must be a broom,
cause you just swept me off my feet.Do you have the time? [Gives the time]
No, the time to write down my number?Are your feet tired?
‘cuz you’ve been running through my mind all day.Do you have a map?
I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.Do you work for NASA?
Because you’re out of this world.
Top 10 Flirty Pick up Lines
Start the flirting game through a set of words that will tingle her heart and imagination. Flatter her with these pick up lines oozing with flirty messages.
I hope there’s a fireman around,
Cause you’re smokin’!What do you and the weather have in common?
You’re both Hot!If you were a new hamburger at McDonald’s,
You would be a McGorgeous.See my friend over there?
He wants to know if you think I’m cute.My magic watch says that you don’t have on any underwear.
(She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fastIf I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
Screw me if I am wrong,
But haven’t we met before?Are you lost ma’am?
Because heaven is a long way from here.Excuse me, I’m lost.
Can you give me directions to your house?Baby you’re like a student and I am like a math book,
You solve all my problems.
Source: lolriot
Top 10 Funny Pick Up Lines
Make her laugh, at the same time, have a high score in her standards with these funny, yet sweet pick up lines that you can use to the girl you like.
I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonald’s.
I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it.You may fall from the sky,
You may fall from a tree,
But the best way to fall… is in love with me.Do you believe in love at first sight,
or should I walk by again?Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
You must be a drug.
I’m so addicted to you.There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping
And 1 of them is standing in front of me.Did something bad happen to you
Or are you just naturally ugly.Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone.
{Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that…your numbers not in it.It’s a good thing that I have my library card.
Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!Do I know you?
Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
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